STAR TREK: THE LOST EPISODE
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ACT 3 LENGTH: 11 min 17 sec

ACT 3 SCENE 1
00/00

SOURCE: VIDEO Vol. 38 #76
Way To Eden
31/09 - 31/22
START: RECROOM
BIG HIPPY- Well, what's it going to be?
SOURCE: AUDIO Vol. 38 #76
Way To Eden
music
BLONDE- (Singing) The-e-e-e-e-e-re's a-a-a-a mile wide emptiness, between you and me-e-e-e...

ACT 3 SCENE 2
00/16

SOURCE: VIDEO Vol. 38 #72
Lights Of Zetar
31/00 - 31/27
START: CONFERENCE ROOM
McCOY- The library tapes all contain the same audio signal, which you might find interesting.
KIRK- Mm hmm, go ahead.
SNDFX- (McCoy activates computer, and "vote no" spews forth.)
McCOY- Obtaining this recording was unusually difficult, due to a new technique in masking. Very tricky. You see, all external factors remain exactly the same as before. However, if you do it backwards, at high speed, it begins to emerge.

SOURCE: VIDEO Vol. 38 #72
Lights Of Zetar
31/29 - 31/51
CUT: CONFERENCE ROOM
KIRK- Is that possible?
McCOY- I wasn't sure. But I made a picture of the isolated wave form.
KIRK- Well, let's see it.
ACTION- (McCoy displays picture of "music" (vibes).)
SPOCK- Doctor McCoy, this wave form is identical to the energy that has been blasting us from space.
McCOY- Maybe they're both from one source... but this one's mine.

SOURCE: VIDEO Vol. 38 #72
Lights Of Zetar
31/53 - 32/05
CUT: CONFERENCE ROOM
SPOCK- But my slide looks just like your slide.
McCOY- (looking at screen) It says, "Doc-tor Maaaa-Coy's tape."
ACTION- (Spock displays HIS tape/picture of blasts. It matches McCoy's.)

SOURCE: VIDEO Vol. 38 #72
Lights Of Zetar
32/22 - 32/35
CUT: CONFERENCE ROOM
SPOCK- Gentlemen. This is the subliminal equivalent of war.

ACT 3 SCENE 3
01/29

SOURCE: VIDEO Vol. 25 #50
A Piece of the Action
02/00 - 02/16
START: TURBO LIFT
McCOY- If I can find out what's wrong with the condiments...
SPOCK- I'll play with the band and see what I can do.
KIRK- I suppose I should mix, I got a way with people.
McCOY- What will happen if the party comes apart at the seams?
KIRK- We'd better not let that happen.

ACT 3 SCENE 4
01/45

SOURCE: VIDEO Vol. 38 #76
Way To Eden
31/20 - 32/42
START: RECROOM
ACTION- (The Blonde Singer & Big Hippy are singing. Spock walks in, her song ends. He sits and starts playing a raga with her.)
SOURCE: AUDIO Vol. 38 #76
Way To Eden
music

SOURCE: VIDEO Vol. 01 #2
The Corbomite Maneuver
22/50 - 22/55
CUT: CORRIDOR
SOURCE: AUDIO Non Trek Ravi Shankar, Sindhi-Bhairav, Jog, Kajri
music
ACTION- (Crew stand and listen.) (Music is piped ship wide.)

SOURCE: VIDEO Vol. 38 #76
Way To Eden
33/17 - 33/24
CUT: BRIDGE
ACTION- (timid air guitarist.)

SOURCE: VIDEO Vol. 01 #07
The Naked Time
28/47 - 28/54
CUT: CORRIDOR
ACTION- (Crewman totally cracking up in corridor.)

SOURCE: VIDEO Vol. 36 #74
Whom Gods Destroy
06/44 - 06/51
CUT: CORRIDOR
ACTION- (Kirk walking off with green seductress.)
KIRK- Ha ha ha ha... aren't they wonderful?... ho ho ho...
GREEN LADY- (to crewman) Good bye darling... I'll miss you!
KIRK- Ha ha ha...

ACT 3 SCENE 5
03/16

SOURCE: VIDEO Vol. 16 #32
Metamorphosis
37/28 - 37/50
START: BRIDGE
SULU- Boy oh boy, some kind of problem down at the bottom of the ship. Where's the Captain?
SCOTTY- I dunno know. Is it a pot party?
SULU- Yes sir.
SCOTTY- All right then, let's find Mister Spock.
UHURA- But Mister Scott, how could they leave you alone up here? Don't they care about you at all?
SCOTTY- I wonder. Don't forget though, the little people bear the brunt.

ACT 3 SCENE 6
03/39

SOURCE: VIDEO Vol. 32 #63
The Tholian Web
18/33 - 18/54
START: LAB
SOURCE: AUDIO Vol. 6 #12
The Conscience of the King
music
McCOY- You're right, crewman. There is something wrong with the condiments.
ACTION- (Toxic crewman starts to trip out)
McCOY- I can see why you feel dizzy. (To Chapel) Check out the shelf life of this... ketchup.
CHAPEL- Yes, Doctor.

ACT 3 SCENE 7
04/00

SOURCE: VIDEO Vol. 38 #76
Way To Eden
32/43 - 32/54
CUT: RECROOM
ACTION- (Spock & blonde play "Dueling Banjos.")
SOURCE: AUDIO Non Trek Eric Weissberg & Steve Mandel: Dueling Banjos
music

ACT 3 SCENE 8
04/11

SOURCE: VIDEO Vol. 34 #67
Wink of an Eye
38/29 - 29/08
START: WOMAN 1'S QUARTERS
SOURCE: AUDIO Vol. 34 #67
Wink of an Eye
music
KIRK- (handling her wig) Is this real hair?
ACTION- (Her boyfriend rushes in.)
WOMAN 1- Rael!
ACTION- (Kirk defends himself with a sofa pillow)
KIRK- Catch!
ACTION- (scuffle scuffle)
SNDFX- (dink!)
ACTION- (Kirk defends himself with a sofa chair)
KIRK- Here, catch!

ACT 3 SCENE 9
04/50

SOURCE: VIDEO Vol. 32 #63
The Tholian Web
19/03 - 19/40
START: LAB
SOURCE: AUDIO Vol. 32 #63
The Tholian Web
music
ACTION- (Toxic crewman comes at McCoy with some instrument.)
CHAPEL- Doctor McCoy!
ACTION- (scuffle scuffle - condiments everywhere)
CHAPEL- The condiments!
ACTION- (She finally picks up hypo and sedates the crewman.)
CHAPEL- Take this, buster!
McCOY- Thank you nurse.
CHAPEL- My hair!
McCOY- Call security, I want to have some checks run on this man.

ACT 3 SCENE 10
05/25

SOURCE: VIDEO Vol. 38 #76
Way To Eden
34/05 - 34/15
START: RECROOM
SOURCE: AUDIO Vol. 38 #76
Way To Eden
music
ACTION- (Switch to Spock and blonde finishing song.)
SOURCE: AUDIO Vol. 22 #44
Journey to Babel
music

SOURCE: VIDEO Vol. 7 #14
Court-Martial
03/47 - 04/36
CUT: SHIP'S LOUNGE?
SOURCE: AUDIO Non Trek Button Up Your Overcoat
music
KIRK- I'll have the usual. Hi Joe.
JOE- Hi Jim.
KIRK- Well... it looks like everybody in this bar is having fun. Hey you!
PATRON- Fun.
KIRK- (to men-sitting-at-bar) You having fun? MAN- I'm having fun, Jim.
AL- These drinks could use a few ice cubes, don't you think?
KIRK- I'll make a note.
AL- You make a note.
KIRK- Wha'd'ya want?
AL- What kind of party doesn't serve ice cubes with the drinks?
KIRK- You tell me Al.
AL- Sure. One that's real real bad. Real real bad.

ACT 3 SCENE 11
06/25

SOURCE: VIDEO Vol. 22 #43
Bread and Circuses
29/18 - 29/31
START: BRIDGE
SCOTTY- I bet they're all partying to beat the devil, Chekov. (into intercom) Mister Spock, measurable amounts of THC have been detected down below somewhere near where the big shots are partying.
SOURCE: AUDIO Vol. 34 #68
Plato's Stepchildren
music

SOURCE: VIDEO Vol. 22 #43
Bread and Circuses
29/18 - 29/31
START: BRIDGE
SCOTTY- (continuing over intercom) And who told you you knew how to play an instrument anyway? Don't they give singing lessons on Vulcan?
SPOCK- (Pounds on the intercom display screen.) I wrote that song myself!
SCOTTY- (from crumpled intercom) Never mind.

ACT 3 SCENE 12
06/51

SOURCE: VIDEO Vol. 32 #63
The Tholian Web
36/27 - 36/58
START: LAB
McCOY- (To computer) Is this mustard poisonous?
COMPUTER- Positive. It is composed of alien food stuffs.
CHAPEL- Doctor McCoy, I have the diagnosis of the crewman who attacked you earlier. It's due to the ingestion of bad condiments.
McCOY- Yes, I think we're going to have to pump his stomach.

ACT 3 SCENE 13
07/19

SOURCE: VIDEO Vol. 16 #32
The Corbomite Maneuver
07/04 - 07/08
START: BRIDGE
ACTION- (Handheld camera follows a little too close.)
KIRK- (Exiting turbo lift) And get that camera off my back? Sulu, report!

SOURCE: VIDEO Vol. 01 #02
Metamorphosis
37/14 - 37/22
CUT: BRIDGE
SULU- I push all the right buttons in the right progression, and they continue to produce the right audio effects.
KIRK- Steady as she goes Mister Sulu.

SOURCE: VIDEO Vol. 21 #41
The Trouble With Tribbles
30/54 - 31/26
CUT: BRIDGE
ACTION- (Kirk drops into his chair, & lands on a "whoopee" Tribble.)
SNDFX- (fart sound - canned laughter)
KIRK- (hitting intercom button) Security.
SECURITY- Security here.
KIRK- Let me know when Spock locates the THC.

ACT 3 SCENE 14
08/02

SOURCE: VIDEO Vol. 36 #71
The Mark of Gideon
36/41 - 36/57
CUT: CORRIDOR
ACTION- (Spock is searching with tricorder.)
SOURCE: AUDIO Vol. 11 #22
Tomorrow is Yesterday
music

ACT 3 SCENE 15
08/17

SOURCE: VIDEO Vol. 15 #30
Operation-Annihilate!
05/36 - 06/14
CUT: BRIDGE
KIRK- Uhura.
UHURA- Just a minute Captain, I can't hear a thing.
SNDFX- (When Uhura removes her earpiece, (pop) we hear music blaring from it.)
SOURCE: AUDIO Non Trek Aretha Franklin: Rrespect
music
UHURA- What do you want now?
KIRK- Send, a message subspace, Star Fleet Command.
SNDFX- (Uhura puts her earpiece back in & Aretha disappears.)
KIRK- Send them my log entries for the last.....
UHURA- I can't hear what you're saying. What'd you say?

ACT 3 SCENE 16
08/56

SOURCE: VIDEO Vol. 04 #08
Balance of Terror
44/48 - 45/12
START: CORRIDOR
ACTION- (Back to Spock. He finds pot party (i.e. smoke filled room) & rushes in. He turns off the music & hits the intercom button.)
SOURCE: AUDIO Non Trek Little Richard: Tutti Frutti
music
SOURCE: AUDIO Non Trek Muddy Waters: Jealous Hearted Man
music
SOURCE: AUDIO Non Trek Leonard Nimoy: Bilbo
music
SOURCE: AUDIO Non Trek dunno who
music

SOURCE: VIDEO Vol. 27 #54
The Ultimate Computer
12/35 - 12-36
CUT: CORRIDOR
SOURCE: AUDIO Vol. 27 #54
The Ultimate Computer
music
SPOCK- Bridge!

ACT 3 SCENE 17
09/18

SOURCE: VIDEO Vol. 14 #28
Errand of Mercy
04/22 - 04/33
CUT: BRIDGE
UHURA- (to Kirk) Hey twinkie-man. Mister Spock done found himself a pot party down on level number five and thought you'd like to know.
KIRK- Well thank you.
UHURA- Be on with your bad self.

SOURCE: VIDEO Vol. 17 #33
Amok Time
09/16 - 09/24
CUT: CORRIDOR
SOURCE: AUDIO Vol. 17 #33
Amok Time
music
ACTION- (Spock wanders aimlessly.)

ACT 3 SCENE 18
09/28

SOURCE: VIDEO Vol. 01 #06
The Naked Time
13/54 - 14/33
START: SICKBAY
ACTION- (McCoy is preparing to pump the toxic crewman's stomach.)
McCOY- Salt.
CHAPEL- His breathing rate is dropping.
McCOY- Pepper. (applies the pepper shaker) Dust buster.
ACTION- (She passes him what looks like a Dust Buster.)
SNDFX- (A terrible gurgling/slurping sound.)

ACT 3 SCENE 19
09/51

SOURCE: VIDEO Vol. 18 #36
The Doomsday Machine
44/31 - 44/37
START: ACCESS TUBE
ACTION- (Scotty working away in access tube.)

SOURCE: VIDEO Vol. 6 #12
The Conscience of the King
00/25 - 00/34
CUT: DESILU SCREENING ROOM
ACTION- (Kirk shmoozing NBC Programming Director.)
KIRK- (whispering) And that's Scotty, in the ice machine.
PRODUCER- (whispering) That's stupid. Get him out of there.
UHURA- (VO) Hey bag-pipe-butt! Captain twinkie says he wants your sad body of that tube now!

SOURCE: VIDEO Vol. 18 #36
The Doomsday Machine
44/57 - 45/09
CUT: ACCESS TUBE
ACTION- (Scotty hops out.)
SCOTTY- (into intercom - angry) There better be a good reason for this. I almost had it operational. How would you like it if I...

SOURCE: VIDEO Vol. 6 #12
The Conscience of the King
01/07 - 01/27
CUT: DESILU SCREENING ROOM
PRODUCER- (whispering) You've really blown it. Real bad. You should be canceled for this. One more chance. Call a script meeting. Neutral planet.
SOURCE: AUDIO Vol. 32 #64
The Empath
music
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